Using Your Ladycock as a Fashion Accessory
by Haley Rose
So you wanna rock out with your cock out? Blatant bulges are barely worthy of mention when men are the bearers in question, but put that cock between the legs of a lady and suddenly the subject is inherently interesting. Some girls have it easy ‘cause they’re teeny and can hide in a bikini but for those of us with some clunk to our junk, this prospect becomes less probable.
…So, why bother?
It’s an unavoidable fact that mainstream society is way out of fashion and simply can’t keep up with the avant-garde, but those of us in the know have found that ladycocks can be the hottest accessory in our ensemble. As an alluring accent or conversation starting statement piece, ladycocks are versatile, functional, and fashionable.
Work It, Don’t Jerk It!
While most men carry their packages as a buck does its horns, we women are frequently pressured to be lady-like and non-threatening in our posture. When not tucking, make sure to let your cock simply be present, accenting your outfit like a purse or a scarf. Using your ladycock as an accessory means allowing it to accentuate your wardrobe without drawing all the attention.
-Pencil skirts should be tight enough to accentuate the outline of the shaft without defining every vein and contour (use leggings and dark colors to help your cock blend in).
-When wearing skinny jeans, let your ladycock simply rest in the pants, like a sly smile just below your belt.
-Trying to conceal your ladycock by holding your purse, coat, etc in front of her will only draw more attention. Wear your ladycock with confidence, as if it’s simply a fact. It’s like forgetting to shave your legs and not giving a fuck about it.
-If you’re particularly gifted and can’t seem to conceal your cock, try buying some lacy ribbon and tying a bow around her; it will add a cuteness factor while making it less threatening to cis people (let’s be real, it’s all about them).
-Be sure to avoid public arousal or you’ll lose a pair of panties and your accessory will become a statement piece… Unless that’s what you’re going for, in which case…
Swing Like a Meat Hook, Baby!
For those of us with a more daring sense of fashion (see: houndstooth on houndstooth), ladycocks can be the statement piece that ties a whole outfit together. Letting your freak flag fly may come naturally or be a bit of a challenge; either way, you better be ready to rock that cock like a prostitute rocks six inch heels; flawlessly.
-Show no weakness, don’t lose confidence, and don’t break concentration. Be matter-of-fact about your package, even in-your-face (though don’t actually put it in someone’s face unless you’ve had a talk regarding consent first).
-Like fucking with gender norms when it comes to fashion? Ladycock can be the perfect way to go the extra eight or so inches when butching it up. Try wearing your ladycock with a pair of skinny jeans, Chuck Taylors, a simple v-neck, and a nice coat with shoulder pads.
-Treat your ladycock like you treat your tits!
Think about how much money and effort some girls put into making their breasts look awesome and then direct that energy downwards. No, I’m not suggesting using bronzer to make your balls look bigger (assuming you still have them) but if you’re gonna stuff your tits into a push-up bra why not pick out a pair of jeans that really makes your cock look great? It’s way better than having tacky crap on your butt pockets.
Stop keeping your cock in the back of your closet; practice making her a part of your regular wardrobe. Looking for styling tips and ways to make your cock fit your particular fashion sense? Try looking to magazines, TV, movies, and advertisements for positive, trans, fashion role models.
Oh… right. Well, there’s always tumblr…